I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call lunch dinner, dinner supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)