I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on on you sons of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)