I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, minutes from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my karma is catching up me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)