Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started her ass worst than before
first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up