Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be workin at burger king on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up