May I your attention please May I have attention please Will the slim shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real shady please stand up? gonna have a problem here... 1} Yall act like you never seen a person before Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door Started whoopin her ass worst than They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream) Its the of the "awww wait, no way, your He just say what I think he did, did he? " And dr dre said... you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women eminem Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him Look at him walking around grabing his Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though) Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose But no worse than whats going on in your parents Sometimes I get on tv and let loose, But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead "my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips And if Im u might just give it a little kiss" And thats the messege we deliver to little And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is By the they hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel dont We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals Who *rip* other open like canolopes But if we can hump dead animals and Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh) But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss ain) Im shady Yes Im the real All you slim shadys are just imitating So the real slim shady... Please stand up, please stand up, please up Im slim shady Yes Im the real All you other slim shadys are just So the real slim shady... Please stand up, please up, please stand up 2} Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too You I give a damn about a grammy? of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me (but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?) Why? so you guys can lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to britney S--- christina aguilera better switch me So I can sit next to daily and fred durst And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first Little put me on blast on mtv (yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe) I download a audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream) Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me So I been in here to destroy you And theres a million of us like me Who cuss me Who just dont give a *f---* me Who like me Walk, and act like me It just be the next best thing But not me ain) 3} Im like a to listen to Cause Im giving you Things you joke about with friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all I get on the mic and spit it Wheather you to admit it Im better than 90% of you out there you wanna outkin kids like these albums like Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30 Ill be the only person in the home flirting Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking But this bag of viagra isnt working And every person is a slim shady lurkin He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion Were in the lot circling Screaming I give a *f---* With his down and system up So the real shady, please stand up And put one of those on each hand up And to be to out of your mind and out of control And one time, loud as you can, how does it go? Ha ha Guess theres a slim in all of us Fuck it, all stand up