My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a at the post office or somethin' I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little brother man, he's only six old We in the blistering cold for you, For four hours and you said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't bein' lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're saying in your So when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the last package I send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a letter or a call I hope you I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really you would call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of you Don't think I did shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit will me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!