My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There probably was a problem at the post or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a name her I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew my little brother man, he's only six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't bein' lied to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're saying in songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of name across the chest Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", will be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I don't it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You me to drive? You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't and you dream about it And when you I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet other I really think you and girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just to treat her better I you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just don't you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!