(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even count the good friends I've already of PMS blues, PMS blues I even like myself, but it's something I can't help I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the You poor old men didn't have to and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got those stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we help it We don't know the cause But as soon as this part's over, comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to be a heap of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering, huh?
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less than PMS You don't to cross my path Cause a pitbull no match For teeth a clenchin', fluid retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', tears a Nothin' fits me it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd a man But you know only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't to talk about it, we both could do without it Got treat your kids bad, don't you talk back Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, to be around PMS