Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you haven't met in his other

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I come out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
the automobile
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
them?
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan black-wall tires
Automatic
next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having your bands
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
out the window and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He races anybody
He sits there and scares the hell out of them