I was sittin' in Friday's on a glass of wine When in a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know is about as far as any chick can go So I her a smile, but she didn't even look at me So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you like a possible eight You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She up and down my perfect frame And said these words that into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of macho-matician men Kind who all women on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, a generous thing to do Now, just see, just how much I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony numbers Your style me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I that suit of (yores) It's year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) than five Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That wine you're pourin' be fine to you But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you could use dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a and a half And there really ain't much to add once the done Since there no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She out, while up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what to your nine Nine says I, soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's flaws in all of why on a scale of ten to one, friend There no ten.