You know I just get it year I was nobody This year I'm records Now everybody wants to come like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody run they mouth and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me walkin a rottweiler dog with head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a shotgun Drivin up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's they switched wallets And amidst all this poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous and walk around with an empty of Remi Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin out and bein Whatever to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups make me And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and your little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out after ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again when you ain't a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you run your mouth then come take your best shot at me (your shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top and fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've stealin Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several seconds of faggot! Talkin about I my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who never me or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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