We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) the hottest thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, here) me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me johnny will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, that a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I know, I think we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex That means the a-side I and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got when I made my money Why brothers got when pockets get fat? Their equal fly honeys An equation that just don't 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a funky funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard the best band in the world And uh, we'd like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out