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One hot summer day back the way A new kid moved the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, a nine mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay to be like hard So we took him in and put him down with the hit His was phat, full court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house alarm One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something about the crib, I had to think Why the whole house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went back I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you look What you doin'? Put that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't
Left the nine in the car, right to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I think fast real quick I got a from a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down came his popped out and there was ass everywhere Jay a Not quite he was more like
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tell me, you went out like a sucker Chill, off that mustache Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of that real shit, you know what I'm Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita The whole shit, yo, the shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was you were juicin' Sheiit, kick