Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a mess of You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent dress and four inch heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static who can't escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers me mind boggles And why I come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch too small, least three pant sizes Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of attire's I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?