Eminem Has a full line of Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I a mess as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge trimming with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my books in a pricker bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast some years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually once a month, this is feat I've accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed from the like you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that my first punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In they were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe little hick locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid Neither is